You've Been Left Behind

 

You've Been Left Behind is a very special website.

If you are sure that you've led a good Christian life then you can expect to be raptured. This could happen at any time. What about the friends and relative you leave behind? You've Been Left Behind will automatically send out email messages telling everyone where you've gone. It might give them one last chance.

We all have family and friends who have failed to receive the Good News of the Gospel.

The unsaved will be 'left behind' on earth to go through the "tribulation period" after the "Rapture". You remember how, for a short time, after (9/11/01) people were open to spiritual things and answers. (We are still singing "God Bless America" at baseballs' seventh inning stretch.) Imagine how taken back they will be by the millions of missing Christians and devastation at the rapture. They will know it was true and that they have blown it. There will be a small window of time where they might be reached for the Kingdom of God. We have made it possible for you to send them a letter of love and a plea to receive Christ one last time. You can also send information based on scripture as to what will happen next. Each fulfilled prophecy will cause your letter and plea to be remembered and a decision to be made.

"WHY" is one last chance to bring them to Christ and snatch them from the flames!

How does it work?

We have set up a system to send documents by the email, to the addresses you provide, 6 days after the "Rapture" of the Church. This occurs when 3 of our 5 team members scattered around the U.S fail to log in over a 3 day period. Another 3 days are given to fail safe any false triggering of the system.

We give you 150mb of encrypted storage that can be sent to 12 possible email addresses, in Box #1. You up load any documents and choose which documents go to who. You can edit these documents at any time and change the addresses they will be sent to as needed. Box #1 is for your personal private letters to your closest lost friends and relatives.

We give you another 100mb. of unencrypted storage that can be sent to up to 50 email addresses, in Box #2. You can edit the documents and the addresses any time. Box #2 is for more generic documents to lost family & friends.

The cost is $40 for the first year. Re-subscription will be reduced as the number of subscribers increases. Tell your friends about You've Been left behind.

I can foresee a few problems. What if three of the five Christians don't get raptured in spite of the fact that they've led a good Christian life? Maybe God will punish them for trying to scam their fellow Christians? Wouldn't that be a bummer? We might go for a week or so before noticing that some people were missing and by then it may be too late to recant.

What happens if all the ISP technical people get raptured and the server goes down within 48 hours? Have they thought of that? They should make sure that everyone working for the ISP is a heathen and/or an extremely disreputable person. That should also be a requirement for airline pilots, police, and lawyers doctors. We're gonna need them.

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[Hat Tip: RichardDawkins.net]

[Image credit: The cartoons are from There's a New World Coming by Hal Lindsey. Thanks to Brian Larnder of Primordial Blog for bringing it to my atention (Hallucinogenic Christian Comic). Apparently Brian used to read, and believe, these comics when he was little.]