Tangled Bank #107

 
The latest issue of Tangled Bank is #107. It's hosted at Syaffolee [Tangled Bank #107: The CYOA Edition].

You're trapped on a cruise ship in the South Pacific, bored out of your mind. The swimming pool holds no appeal. Gambling is pointless because the advantage is on the house. The books you brought with you have long been finished. You've even resorted to registering for a cha-cha class to relieve your ennui. But that's no fun, because the instructor is always yelling at you for having two left feet.

Then on a Wednesday morning, the ship docks on a small island. Travelers are allowed to go on land for the day. You debark and after wandering past the marketplace filled with locals hawking loud jewelry and ceremonial masks (probably manufactured in Taiwan), you find yourself in a small clearing with several paths meandering off into the undergrowth. There's a sign nearby saying:

"Welcome to the one hundred and seventh edition of Tangled Bank."

At the foot of the sign is a machete.

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