ATHEISTS and agnostics are decent people whose tormented souls will burn for all eternity in the scorching fires of hell, Britain's biggest catholic said last night.Gee, I wonder how he feels about Jews and Muslims?
Cardinal Cormac Murphy O'Connor said non-believers should be respected, right up to the point of death when they will finally come face to face with Satan and his blood-soaked pitchfork.
He told a conference in London: "Those without faith should not be shunned or abused. Jesus and Beelzebub are already cooking something up for them, don't you worry about that."
The one good thing about all of this is that my agnostic friends will be there to keep me company. It will serve them right for not making up their minds about Beelzebub.
(Christianity is supposed to be one of the monotheistic religions. Could someone who is an expert please explain Beelzebub? Is he/she a god or just some minor supernatural being like Gabriel?)
[Hat Tip: RichardDawkins.net]
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