Insurance Against Alien Abductions

 
According to some studies, up to four million Americans may have been abducted by aliens [Abduction by Aliens or Sleep Paralysis?]. I often use this information when questioning religious people about the rationality of their inner convictions. As it turns out, most theists reject the silly beliefs of alien abductees without seeing any connection between this and their own proof of God by religious experience.

A group of people have banded together to exploit help those who fear being abducted by aliens. They have prepared special dog tags [www.earthbounddog.com].

Picture yourself lost in the galaxy...UFO sightings and Alien Abductions are on the rise...Will you return to tell the story?

In case of alien abduction these dog tags may save your life. The crucial data an alien will need to get you back to Earth is die stamped into these dog tags.

The design is based on NASA research for the Pioneer 10 Space Mission that used a gold plaque attached to the craft to inform any Extraterrestrials of it's Earthly origin.

You can buy them for only $12.99 (US). I suggest you buy several sets of dog tags for all your close friends. Do not buy them for other people.

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[Hat Tip: Bad Astronomy]