Friday, January 11, 2008

Vegetarian Humor

 
Today after class we were having a wide-ranging discussion about all kinds of issues when one of my students announced that she was a vegan. She claimed that all us meat-eaters were ignoring the slaughter of animals required to justify our habit.

I retorted with the standard reply that she was conveniently ignoring all the plants that had to die for her. Her response caught me off-guard—it was new to me but may be old hat to you. Anyway, she said, "I'm not vegan because I love animals, I'm a vegan because I hate plants!"

The original quote is ...
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

                                             A. Whitney Brown
I like it. From now on I'll say that I'm an omnivore because I hate all living things!






The photo honors National Meatloaf Appreciation Day. At least one animal, and several plants, were seriously injured during the making of this photo.

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